According to everyone I've asked and who might be afraid to hurt my feelings.
To the 77% of the world that can send a text message.
Because I've used a gradient fill and a modern font.
Discover other people's irrational prejudices. Surface their contempt for all things of worth and beauty from the comfort and safety of your own home.
Unlike actual tennis, no country club fees, expensive equipment or insidious racism are necessary to play.
Find yourself frequently misinterpreted due to typos, autocorrect, the absence of body language and tone of voice and occasional insobriety.
You're probably wondering how all of this goes down? Well, here's how...
Game of text-tennis, old girl? Competitive, 2 hour limit, no Schneiders, your service?
Oh, how darling! #waysToDispenseOfYourLover revolver
incessant nagging
mobster boyfriend
paternity test
weekend in Cleveland
[good show! 15-love]
#moviesYouMakeMeWatch Failure to Launch
etc.
This section contains answers to questions that are frequently asked, hence the name.
Irrelevant minutae for your edification and delight.
Version | Release Date | Notes |
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1.0 | 7/22/15 | Initial release. |
1.1 | 7/27/15 | Your mother is my uncle. |
1.2 | 8/20/15 | Lions ate my lover. |
Contact the author. Keep it clean, people - this isn't The Bugle.